{"id":495,"date":"2014-12-22T22:14:21","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T20:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=495"},"modified":"2014-12-22T22:14:21","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T20:14:21","slug":"cat-quiz-for-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"Cat Quiz for Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"
From J Bologna<\/div>\n
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  1. Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?<\/p>\n
    1. It’s hungry.
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    2. It’s lost.
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    3. You’re hungry.
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    4. Let the begging begin.<\/ol>\n

    5. Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this?<\/p>\n
      1. Supper.
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      2. Something s\/he obviously wouldn’t eat.
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      3. Something to keep you going till supper’s ready.
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      4. Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the humans eat.<\/ol>\n

      5. Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean?<\/p>\n
        1. You’re in trouble – better not do it again.
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        2. Nothing – humans do this from time to time.
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        3. The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.
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        4. It is time to chew on the cable wire again.<\/ol>\n

        5. Staircases are for:<\/p>\n
          1. Getting up to the human’s bed at 4am.
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          2. Lying in wait in the dark at the top of.
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          3. Walking down just slower than the human in front of it.
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          4. All of the above.<\/ol>\n

          5. Your human talks\/yells at you. You should:<\/p>\n
            1. Listen intently, even if you don’t understand.
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            2. Meow in acknowledgment and continue what you were doing.
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            3. Ignore him\/her completely; you’re a cat, they mean nothing.
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            4. Move on to the next annoying activity to encourage their talking behavior.<\/ol>\n

            5. Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics are:<\/p>\n
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              1. Important to humans and should be left alone.
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              2. Playthings and deserve your total attention; no matter what damage may result.
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              3. Annoying and should be removed immediately.<\/ol>\n

              4. Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:<\/p>\n
                1. Ignored (especially if your human wants them removed).
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                2. Played with until they stop playing.
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                3. Presented to your human as a proud trophy.
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                4. Hidden under your human’s pillow for safe keeping.
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                5. Consumed for their nutritional value.<\/ol>\n

                6. A human giving you a bath should be considered:<\/p>\n
                  1. Under no circumstances.
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                  2. Under no circumstances.
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                  3. Under no circumstances.
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                  4. An act of war.
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                  5. All of the above.<\/ol>\n

                  6. Your human’s value is limited to:<\/p>\n
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                    1. Providing food.
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                    2. Providing water.
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                    3. Letting you out.
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                    4. Providing opposite-gender feline companionship.
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                    5. Leaving you alone.
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                    6. All of the above; if properly trained.<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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