{"id":489,"date":"2014-12-22T21:49:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T19:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=489"},"modified":"2014-12-22T21:49:19","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T19:49:19","slug":"does-your-cat-have-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"Does Your Cat Have a Problem?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>You can tell if your cat has a problem by asking yourself the following<br \/>\nquestions:<\/P><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the other two hours in non-stop eating?<\/li>\n<li>Does your cat take frequent naps in annoying places, such as in the center ofthe dinner table, in the kitchen sink, or on top of your freshly-cleaned-of-hair (and favorite) bedspread?<\/li>\n<li>Is your cat selfish?  Conceited?  Arrogant?  Aloof?  Insensitive?<\/li>\n<li>Does he wake you up in the middle of the night and refuse to stop meowing until you accompany him to his food bowl to watch him eat?<\/li>\n<li>Does your cat tear down holiday decorations?<\/li>\n<li>Does he destroy any stuffed toy or cat-sized household ornament that might be misconstrued as his competition?<\/li>\n<li>Does your cat perceive himself to be sole owner of all property?<\/li>\n<li>Does he often show disdain for your taste, or act as if you are an embarrassment to him?<\/li>\n<p align=\"center\">If you answered &#8220;yes&#8221; to most of these questions&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><b>Relax, your cat is normal.<\/b><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can tell if your cat has a problem by asking yourself the following questions: Does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the other two hours in non-stop eating? Does your cat take frequent naps in annoying places, such as in the center ofthe dinner table, in the kitchen sink, or on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[322,924,1197],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-cat","tag-lists","tag-problem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}