{"id":487,"date":"2014-12-22T21:47:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T19:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=487"},"modified":"2014-12-22T21:47:59","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T19:47:59","slug":"cat-prayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=487","title":{"rendered":"Cat Prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now I lay me down to sleep,<br \/>\nI pray this cushy life to keep.<br \/>\nI pray for toys that look like mice,<br \/>\nAnd sofa cushions, soft and nice.<br \/>\nI pray for gourmet kitty snacks,<br \/>\nAnd someone nice to scratch my back,<br \/>\nFor windowsills all warm and bright,<br \/>\nFor shadows to explore at night.<br \/>\nI pray I&#8217;ll always stay real cool<br \/>\nAnd keep the secret feline rule<br \/>\nTo NEVER tell a human that<br \/>\nThe world is really ruled by CATS!<\/p>\n<p>~  Author Unknown<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[322,1172,1187],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-cat","tag-poetry","tag-prayer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}