You never feed me.
\nPerhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
\nThat will sure show you.<\/p>\n
You must scratch me there!
\nYes, above my tail!
\nBehold, elevator butt.<\/p>\n
The rule for today
\nTouch my tail, I shred your hand.
\nNew rule tomorrow.<\/p>\n
In deep sleep hear sound
\ncat vomit hairball somewhere
\nwill find in morning.<\/p>\n
Grace personified.
\nI leap into the window.
\nI meant to do that.<\/p>\n
Blur of motion, then-
\nsilence, me, a paper bag.
\nWhat is so funny?<\/p>\n
You’re always typing.
\nWell, let’s see you ignore my
\nsitting on your hands.<\/p>\n
My small cardboard box.
\nYou cannot see me if I
\ncan just hide my head.<\/p>\n
Terrible battle.
\nI fought for hours. Come and see!
\nWhat’s a ‘term paper’?<\/p>\n
Small brave carnivores
\nKill pine cones and mosquitoes
\nFear vacuum cleaner<\/p>\n
I want to be close
\nto you. Can I fit my head
\ninside your armpit?<\/p>\n
Wanna go outside.
\nOh, crap! Help! I got outside!
\nLet me back inside!<\/p>\n
Oh no! Big One
\nhas been trapped by newspaper!
\nCat to the rescue!<\/p>\n
Humans are so strange.
\nMine lies still in bed, then screams
\nMy claws are not that sharp.<\/p>\n
Cats meow out of angst
\n“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
\nWe could break so much!”<\/p>\n
The Big Ones snore now
\nEvery room is dark and cold
\nTime for “Cup Hockey”<\/p>\n
We’re almost equals
\nI purr to show I love you
\nWant to smell my butt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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