{"id":4274,"date":"2015-08-23T14:49:36","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T12:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4274"},"modified":"2015-08-23T14:49:36","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T12:49:36","slug":"after-sex-comments-by-astrological-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4274","title":{"rendered":"After Sex Comments by Astrological Sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Aries: &#8220;Okay, let&#8217;s do it again!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Taurus: &#8220;I&#8217;m hungry &#8212; pass the pizza.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Gemini: &#8220;Have you seen the remote?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Cancer: &#8220;When are we getting married?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Leo: &#8220;Wasn&#8217;t I fantastic?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Virgo: &#8220;I need to wash the sheets.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Libra: &#8220;I liked it if you liked it.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Scorpio: &#8220;Perhaps I should untie you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Sagittarius: &#8220;Don&#8217;t call me &#8212; I&#8217;ll call you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Capricorn: &#8220;Do you have a business card?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Aquarius: &#8220;Now let&#8217;s try it with our clothes off!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Pisces: &#8220;What did you say your name was again?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aries: &#8220;Okay, let&#8217;s do it again!&#8221; Taurus: &#8220;I&#8217;m hungry &#8212; pass the pizza.&#8221; Gemini: &#8220;Have you seen the remote?&#8221; Cancer: &#8220;When are we getting married?&#8221; Leo: &#8220;Wasn&#8217;t I fantastic?&#8221; Virgo: &#8220;I need to wash the sheets.&#8221; Libra: &#8220;I liked it if you liked it.&#8221; Scorpio: &#8220;Perhaps I should untie you.&#8221; Sagittarius: &#8220;Don&#8217;t call me &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[1310,1558],"class_list":["post-4274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dirty","tag-sex","tag-zodiac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}