Nymphomaniac Alice
\nUsed a dynamite stick as a phallus.
\nThey found her vagina
\nIn North Carolina,
\nAnd part of her anus in Dallas.<\/p>\n
There was an old fellow named Paul
\nWhose prick was exceedingly small.
\nWhen in bed with a lay
\nHe could screw her all day
\nWithout touching the vaginal wall.<\/p>\n
There once was an odious brute
\nWho made love in his Sunday-best suit.
\nThe result, as you’d guess,
\nWas a wet, sticky mess,
\nAnd a very chaffed maiden to boot.<\/p>\n
There was a young lady from Kew
\nWho said, as the bishop withdrew,
\n“Oh, the Vicar is quicker
\nAnd thicker and slicker
\nAnd four inches longer than you.”<\/p>\n
A certain young fellow from Ransom
\nHad a dame seven times in a hansom.
\nWhen she shouted for more,
\nSaid he from the floor,
\n“The name, miss, is Simpson, not Samson.”<\/p>\n
Said a woman with open delight,
\n“My pubic hair’s perfectly white.
\nI admit there’s a glare,
\nBut the fellows don’t care.
\nThey locate it more quickly at night.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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