{"id":4262,"date":"2015-08-23T13:42:17","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T11:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4262"},"modified":"2015-08-23T13:42:17","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T11:42:17","slug":"casual-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4262","title":{"rendered":"Casual Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Memo No. 1:<\/strong><br \/>\nEffective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memo No. 2:<\/strong><br \/>\nSpandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memo No. 3:<\/strong><br \/>\nCasual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday&#8217;s wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memo No. 4:<\/strong><br \/>\nA seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow. Attendance is mandatory.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memo No. 5:<\/strong><br \/>\nAs an outgrowth of Friday&#8217;s seminar, the Committee On Committee&#8217;s has appointed a 14-member Casual Day Task\u00a0Force to prepare guidelines for proper dress.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memo No. 6:<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual. A copy of &#8220;Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards&#8221; has been mailed to each employee. Please review the chapter &#8220;You Are What You Wear&#8221; and consult the &#8220;home casual&#8221; versus &#8220;business casual&#8221; checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memo No. 7:<\/strong><br \/>\nBecause of lack of participation, Casual Day has been discontinued, effective immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Memo No. 1: Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity. Memo No. 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins. Memo No. 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[321,542],"class_list":["post-4262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-casual","tag-dress-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}