{"id":4255,"date":"2015-03-08T15:40:30","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T13:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4255"},"modified":"2015-03-08T15:40:30","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T13:40:30","slug":"the-witch-doctors-cure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4255","title":{"rendered":"The Witch Doctor&#8217;s Cure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, &#8220;This is all in your mind,&#8221; and refers him to a psychiatrist.<\/p>\n<p>After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, &#8220;I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.&#8221; Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.<\/p>\n<p>The witch doctor tells him, &#8220;I can cure this,&#8221; and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke&#8230;. The witch doctor says &#8220;This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say &#8216;123&#8217; and it shall rise for as long as you wish!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The guy then asks the witch doctor &#8220;What happens when it&#8217;s over?&#8221; The witch doctor says &#8220;all you have to say is &#8216;1234&#8217; and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news&#8230;. So he is lying in bed with her and says &#8216;123&#8217;, and suddenly he gets an erection.<\/p>\n<p>His wife turns over and says &#8220;What did you say &#8216;123&#8217; for?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, &#8220;This is all in your mind,&#8221; and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[466,1534],"class_list":["post-4255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dirty","tag-cure","tag-witch-doctor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}