{"id":4243,"date":"2015-03-08T15:32:51","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T13:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4243"},"modified":"2015-03-08T15:32:51","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T13:32:51","slug":"valentine-signatures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4243","title":{"rendered":"Valentine Signatures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The folks at American Greetings have compiled a list of lines to use when signing you valentine&#8230;. depending on your personality.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bold &#8212; face it, you want me.<\/li>\n<li>Clever &#8212; IOUXOXO<\/li>\n<li>Cosmic &#8212; Didn&#8217;t we know each other in another time and place?<\/li>\n<li>Dreamy &#8212; I never believed in love at first sight until you.<\/li>\n<li>Enchantress &#8212; A valentine spell has been cast on you!<\/li>\n<li>Femme Fatale &#8212; You cannot escape. I have ways to make you mine.<\/li>\n<li>Athletic &#8212; How about a little one-on-one?<\/li>\n<li>Musical &#8212; Always a love song in my heart for you.<\/li>\n<li>No-nonsense &#8212; What are you waiting for?<\/li>\n<li>Old fashioned &#8212; My mother warned me about guys\/girls like you.<\/li>\n<li>Sarcastic &#8212; Hey! I signed the card. What else do you want?<\/li>\n<li>Scientific &#8212; The chemistry between us is definitely affirmative.<\/li>\n<li>Self-assured &#8212; Be my valentine. &#8220;NO&#8221; is not an option.<\/li>\n<li>Silly &#8212; You&#8217;re hotter than a jalapeno sandwich!<\/li>\n<li>Wild Child &#8212; You are twisted and slightly dangerous. I like that in a person.<\/li>\n<li>Worldly &#8212; Je t&#8217;aime! (translation from French &#8220;I love you&#8221;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The folks at American Greetings have compiled a list of lines to use when signing you valentine&#8230;. depending on your personality. Bold &#8212; face it, you want me. Clever &#8212; IOUXOXO Cosmic &#8212; Didn&#8217;t we know each other in another time and place? Dreamy &#8212; I never believed in love at first sight until you. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[1488],"class_list":["post-4243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-season","tag-valentines-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}