{"id":4214,"date":"2015-03-08T15:21:34","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T13:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4214"},"modified":"2015-03-08T15:21:34","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T13:21:34","slug":"christmas-songs-for-the-mentally-disturbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4214","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Schizophrenia<br \/>\nDo you Hear What I Hear?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Multiple Personality Disorder<br \/>\nWe Three Queens Disoriented Are<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dementia<br \/>\nI Think I&#8217;ll Be Home for Christmas<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Narcissistic<br \/>\nHark the Herald Angels Sing About Me<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Manic<br \/>\nDeck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office<br \/>\nand Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and&#8230;..<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Paranoid<br \/>\nSanta Claus is Coming to Get Me.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Personality Disorder<br \/>\nYou Better Watch Out,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Gonna Cry,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Gonna Pout,<br \/>\nMaybe I&#8217;ll tell you Why.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Depression<br \/>\nSilent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia<br \/>\nAll is Flat, All is Lonely.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder<br \/>\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,<br \/>\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,<br \/>\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,<BR\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock\n ........ ....(better start again)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Passive-Aggressive Personality<br \/>\nOn the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me<br \/>\n(and then took it all away).<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Borderline Personality Disorder<br \/>\nThoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schizophrenia Do you Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia I Think I&#8217;ll Be Home for Christmas Narcissistic Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,43,54],"tags":[370],"class_list":["post-4214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medical","category-musics","category-season","tag-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}