Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
\nWhat the hell is all that crap for?
\nPeople get mushy and start acting queer,
\nIt is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
\nThis day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
\nBefore I shove something up Cupid’s ass.
\nI’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
\nAnd wear black for the rest of the week.
\nGuys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
\nFor all they are doing is trying to get laid.
\nThe arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
\nCause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
\nSo, here’s my story… what else can I say?
\nLove bites my ass… Screw Valentines Day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hearts and roses and kisses galore, What the hell is all that crap for? People get mushy and start acting queer, It is definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass, Before I shove something up Cupid’s ass. I’ll spend the day so drunk […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[1488],"class_list":["post-4208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-season","tag-valentines-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}