{"id":4174,"date":"2015-03-01T14:34:01","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T12:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4174"},"modified":"2015-03-01T14:34:01","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T12:34:01","slug":"best-uses-for-fruitcake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4174","title":{"rendered":"Best Uses for Fruitcake"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.<\/li>\n<li>Give them to your child for a science project.<\/li>\n<li>Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that&#8217;s making its rounds every year!!<\/li>\n<li>Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.<\/li>\n<li>Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin<\/li>\n<li>Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.<\/li>\n<li>Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.<\/li>\n<li>Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.<\/li>\n<li>Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.<\/li>\n<li>Last and probably least &#8211; try eating it! One way to get rid of it!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover. Give them to your child for a science project. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that&#8217;s making its rounds every year!! Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg. Mash them down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[682],"class_list":["post-4174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-season","tag-fruitcake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}