{"id":4172,"date":"2015-03-01T14:33:13","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T12:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4172"},"modified":"2015-03-01T14:33:13","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T12:33:13","slug":"fractured-christmas-carols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4172","title":{"rendered":"Fractured Christmas Carols"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly<\/li>\n<li>We Three Kings of Porridge and Tar<\/li>\n<li>On the First Day of Christmas my Tulip Gave to Me<\/li>\n<li>Later on We&#8217;ll Perspire, as we Dream by the Fire.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s Makin&#8217; a List, Chicken and Rice.<\/li>\n<li>Noel. Noel, Barney&#8217;s the King of Israel.<\/li>\n<li>With the Jelly Toast Proclaim<\/li>\n<li>Olive, the Other Reindeer.<\/li>\n<li>Frosty the Snowman is a Ferret Elf, I Say<\/li>\n<li>Sleep in Heavenly Peas<\/li>\n<li>In the Meadow We Can Build a Snowman, Then Pretend that he is Sparse and Brown<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ll go Down in Listerine<\/li>\n<li>Oh, What Fun it is to Ride with One Horse, Soap and Hay<\/li>\n<li>Come, Froggy Faithful<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ll tell Carol, &#8220;Be a Skunk, I Require&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Good Tidings We Bring to You and your Kid<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We Three Kings of Porridge and Tar On the First Day of Christmas my Tulip Gave to Me Later on We&#8217;ll Perspire, as we Dream by the Fire. He&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,54],"tags":[316,370],"class_list":["post-4172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musics","category-season","tag-carols","tag-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}