{"id":4114,"date":"2015-03-01T12:18:23","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T10:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4114"},"modified":"2015-03-01T12:18:23","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T10:18:23","slug":"how-you-undress-reveals-your-personality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4114","title":{"rendered":"How You Undress Reveals Your Personality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Psychiatrist Dr. Frank Caprio gives the following breakdown:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>Haphazard Undresser<br \/>\nIf you throw your clothes all over the house, you are a friendly, life-of-the-party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Meticulous Undresser<br \/>\nIf you remove each piece of clothing and put it away carefully, you are a serious person who likes life very calm. You are comfortable with routine and you believe that the best way to deal with life&#8217;s problems is to prevent them in the first place.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Shoes and Socks First Undresser<br \/>\nYou are perfectionist, very shy, observant, dependable, intense and think before making decisions. You go about your tasks methodically, with concentration. You know how to pay attention.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Slow Undresser<br \/>\nIf you take off the shirt and ten minutes later get around to the pants, you are extremely self-confident, intellectual, a deep thinker and don&#8217;t like to be hassled. Usually you like a lot of free time for yourself.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fast Undresser<br \/>\nIf you get out of your clothes as quickly as possible, you are concerned about others and what they expect from you but you&#8217;re worried about your own needs. You are family-oriented and stay extremely busy.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Jewelry Off First Undresser<br \/>\nIf you take off your rings, watch, etc. before anything else, you are warm, thoughtful, sensitive and romantic.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Never The Same Way Undresser<br \/>\nIf you never do it the same way twice, you are a very curious, interesting person and you enjoy a broad range of activities. You take risks and enjoy fun and adventure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Psychiatrist Dr. Frank Caprio gives the following breakdown: Haphazard Undresser If you throw your clothes all over the house, you are a friendly, life-of-the-party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. Meticulous Undresser If you remove each piece of clothing and put it away [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[1151],"class_list":["post-4114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medical","tag-personality"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}