{"id":4061,"date":"2015-03-01T11:46:16","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T09:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4061"},"modified":"2015-03-01T11:46:16","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T09:46:16","slug":"manure-of-the-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4061","title":{"rendered":"Manure of the Cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Capitalism<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s sell this cow manure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Socialism<br \/>\nThis cow manure belongs to the Government.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Communism<br \/>\nThis cow manure belongs to the People.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Liberalism<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s spread this cow manure around.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Conservatism<br \/>\nKeep your hands off my cow manure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Clintonism<br \/>\nLooks like cow manure. Smells like cow manure. Tastes like cow manure. Glad I didn&#8217;t step in it.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Doleism<br \/>\nBob Dole&#8217;s stepped in cow manure and Bob Dole knows what to do with cow manure. Bob Dole in a previous life was cow manure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Obamaism<br \/>\nThere is no such thing as cow manure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fascism<br \/>\nEat cow manure and die.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Utopianism<br \/>\nI love this cow manure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Positivism<br \/>\nCow manure doesn&#8217;t stink.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Separatism<br \/>\nKeep your cow manure away from my cow manure.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Anarchism<br \/>\nLet the cow manure hit the fan.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sexism<br \/>\nClean up this cow manure, honey.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Feminism<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not going to take this cow manure anymore.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Environmentalism<br \/>\nClean this cow manure up.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Corporatism<br \/>\nIf we merge our cow manure with your cow manure, we&#8217;ll be big shits.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Capitalism Let&#8217;s sell this cow manure. Socialism This cow manure belongs to the Government. Communism This cow manure belongs to the People. Liberalism Let&#8217;s spread this cow manure around. Conservatism Keep your hands off my cow manure. Clintonism Looks like cow manure. Smells like cow manure. Tastes like cow manure. Glad I didn&#8217;t step in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[959],"class_list":["post-4061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-say-what","tag-manure"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}