{"id":4011,"date":"2015-02-28T13:12:35","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T11:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=4011"},"modified":"2015-02-28T13:12:35","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T11:12:35","slug":"jewish-fathers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=4011","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Fathers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah, but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned home &#8220;Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our fathers,&#8221; the son said. &#8220;It was wonderful and enlightening; however, I must confess that while in Israel I converted to Christianity.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oi vey,&#8221; replied the father, &#8220;what have I done?&#8221; So, in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and sought his advice and solace.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is amazing that you should come to me,&#8221; stated his friend. &#8220;I, too, sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So in the tradition of the patriarchs, they went to the Rabbi. &#8220;It is amazing that you should come to me,&#8221; stated the Rabbi. &#8220;I, too, sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our sons? Brothers, we must take this to the Lord,&#8221; said the Rabbi.<\/p>\n<p>They fell to their knees and began to wail and pour our their hearts to the Almighty. As they prayed, the clouds above opened and a mighty voice said, &#8220;Amazing that you should come to me. I, too, sent my Son to Israel&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah, but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned home &#8220;Father, thank you for sending [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[870],"class_list":["post-4011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spirit","tag-jewish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}