A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.<\/p>\n
“Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?”<\/p>\n
“No,” her mother replied.<\/p>\n
“Well, I think I’m gonna be sick, Momma!”<\/p>\n
“Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush.”<\/p>\n
After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.<\/p>\n
“Were you sick?” her mom asked.<\/p>\n
“Yes.”<\/p>\n
“How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the Sick.'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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