Little Johnny was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God. “God? Are you really there?” Johnny said out loud.<\/p>\n
To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. “Yes, Johnny? What can I do for you?” Seizing the opportunity, Johnny asked, “God? What is a million years like to you?”<\/p>\n
Knowing that Johnny could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to which Johnny could relate, “A million years to me, Johnny, is like a minute.”<\/p>\n
“Oh,” said Johnny. “Well, then, what’s a million dollars like to you?”<\/p>\n
“A million dollars to me, Johnny, is like a penny.”<\/p>\n
“Wow!” remarked Johnny, getting an idea. “You’re so generous…can I have one of your pennies?”<\/p>\n
God replied, “Sure thing, Johnny! Just a minute.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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