{"id":3979,"date":"2015-02-22T15:30:53","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3979"},"modified":"2015-02-22T15:30:53","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:30:53","slug":"god-and-billboards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3979","title":{"rendered":"God and Billboards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_laj65pFkFu1qc417mo1_500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_laj65pFkFu1qc417mo1_500-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"billboard\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3980\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>New billboards are getting our attention all over the nation. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but a newspaper listed all of  them. Here&#8217;s a list of all variations of the &#8220;God Speaks&#8221; billboards.  The billboards are a simple black background with white text.  No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>Tell the kids I love them.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Let&#8217;s meet at my house Sunday<br \/>\nbefore the game.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>C&#8217;mon over<br \/>\nand bring the kids.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>What part of &#8220;Thou Shalt Not&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t you understand?<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>We need to talk.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Keep using my name in vain,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll make rush hour longer.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Loved the wedding,<br \/>\ninvite me to the marriage.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>That &#8220;Love Thy Neighbor&#8221; thing&#8230;<br \/>\nI meant it.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>I love you and you<br \/>\nand you and you and&#8230;<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Will the road you&#8217;re on<br \/>\nget you to my place?<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Follow me.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Big bang theory,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ve got to be kidding.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>My way is the highway.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Need directions?<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>You think it&#8217;s hot here?<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Have you read my #1 best seller?<br \/>\nThere will be a test.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Don&#8217;t make me come down there.<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Do you have any idea<br \/>\nwhere you&#8217;re going?<br \/>\n-God<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New billboards are getting our attention all over the nation. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but a newspaper listed all of them. Here&#8217;s a list of all variations of the &#8220;God Speaks&#8221; billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. Tell the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,55],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-signs","category-spirit","tag-billboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}