{"id":3965,"date":"2015-02-22T15:18:32","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3965"},"modified":"2015-02-22T15:18:32","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:18:32","slug":"ebonic-lords-prayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3965","title":{"rendered":"Ebonic Lord&#8217;s Prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs,<br \/>\nYou be chillin<br \/>\nSo be yo hood<br \/>\nYou be sayin&#8217; it, I be doin&#8217; it<br \/>\nIn this here hood and yo&#8217;s<br \/>\nGimme some eats<br \/>\nAnd cut me some slack, Blood<br \/>\nSos I be doin&#8217; it to dem dat dis me<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be push&#8217;n me into no jive<br \/>\nand keep dem Crips away<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause you always be &#8216;da Man<br \/>\nAaa-Men<\/p>\n<p>Our Father who art in heaven,<br \/>\nHallowed be thy name.<br \/>\nThy kingdom come.<br \/>\nThy will be done<br \/>\nOn earth as it is in heaven.<br \/>\nGive us this day our daily bread,<br \/>\nAnd forgive us our trespasses,<br \/>\nAs we forgive those who trespass against us.<br \/>\nAnd lead us not into temptation,<br \/>\nBut deliver us from evil.<br \/>\nFor thine is the kingdom,<br \/>\nand the power and the glory.<br \/>\nAmen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, You be chillin So be yo hood You be sayin&#8217; it, I be doin&#8217; it In this here hood and yo&#8217;s Gimme some eats And cut me some slack, Blood Sos I be doin&#8217; it to dem dat dis me Don&#8217;t be push&#8217;n me into no jive and keep dem Crips [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[568],"class_list":["post-3965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spirit","tag-ebonics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}