{"id":3951,"date":"2015-02-22T15:02:54","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3951"},"modified":"2015-02-22T15:02:54","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:02:54","slug":"dear-pastor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3951","title":{"rendered":"Dear Pastor"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.<br \/>\nYours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.<br \/>\nSincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.<br \/>\nRobert Anderson, age 11<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, I&#8217;m sorry I can&#8217;t leave more money in the plate, but my father didn&#8217;t give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?<br \/>\nLove, Patty. Age 10, New Haven<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.<br \/>\nYours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won&#8217;t be there.<br \/>\nStephen. Age 8, Chicago<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.<br \/>\nLoreen. Age 9, Tacoma<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.<br \/>\nSincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.<br \/>\nLaurie. Age 10, New York City<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.<br \/>\nLove, Ellen, age 9, Athens<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God&#8217;s help or a new pitcher. Thank you.<br \/>\nAlexander. Age 10, Raleigh<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don&#8217;t think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.<br \/>\nJoshua. Age 10, South Pasadena<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?<br \/>\nSincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.<br \/>\nCarla. Age 10, Salina<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.<br \/>\nRalph, Age 11, Akron<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?<br \/>\nSincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville. Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[1136],"class_list":["post-3951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spirit","tag-pastor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}