{"id":3941,"date":"2015-02-22T14:58:12","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T12:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3941"},"modified":"2015-02-22T14:58:12","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T12:58:12","slug":"ten-reasons-men-should-join-the-church-choir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3941","title":{"rendered":"Ten Reasons Men Should Join The Church Choir"},"content":{"rendered":"
    \n
  1. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. Which means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendinitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control or computer mouse.<\/li>\n
  2. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match properly.<\/li>\n
  3. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out at the entire congregation from the choir seats, you will develop interesting new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called “Who’s Praying, Who’s Sleeping?”<\/li>\n
  4. On the other hand, sitting in full view of 400-500 people on a weekly basis makes it much less likely that you yourself will give in to a chronic lack of sleep. Although it has been known to happen.<\/li>\n
  5. If you think your singing in the shower sounds good now, just wait till you’ve been singing with us for a few weeks.<\/li>\n
  6. Singing in a choir is one of the few activities for men that does not require electronics equipment or expensive power tools. This could be good for the family budget.<\/li>\n
  7. For the fitness buffs, singing in the Choir is not only heart healthy, it’s soul healthy. But there are no monthly membership fees, and it’s a lot easier on the knees than jogging.<\/li>\n
  8. If you think you’ve done everything there is to do, and there are no great challenges left in life, try singing with us guys and staying on pitch.<\/li>\n
  9. Choir rehearsal lasts half as long as a professional football game, but is at least twice as satisfying. This is especially true if you are a long-suffering fan of the Miami Dolphins. (Don’t worry, though, the rehearsals are on Wednesday, not Monday Nights.)<\/li>\n
  10. When people ask you whether you’ve been behaving yourself, you can say with the utmost sincerity, “Hey, I’m a Choir Boy.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. Which means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendinitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control or computer mouse. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[367],"class_list":["post-3941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spirit","tag-choir"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}