{"id":393,"date":"2014-12-22T00:49:01","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T22:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=393"},"modified":"2014-12-22T00:49:01","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T22:49:01","slug":"driving-in-california","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"Driving in California"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation&#8217;s driving school:<\/p>\n<p><UL><\/p>\n<p><li>Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?<br \/>\nA: What for? He can&#8217;t see my license plate.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?<br \/>\nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, &#8220;Guns don&#8217;t kill people. I do.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?<br \/>\nA: Your car.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?<br \/>\nA: I&#8217;d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?<br \/>\nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?<br \/>\nA: Make eye contact and wave &#8220;hello&#8221; if s\/he is cute.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?<br \/>\nA: The color.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?<br \/>\nA: Heavy psychedelics.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?<br \/>\nA: Carry loaded weapons.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation&#8217;s driving school: Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can&#8217;t see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[301,548],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","tag-california","tag-driving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}