<RRRrrrrinnggg!><\/p>\n
“Hello?”<\/p>\n
“Hello! Mr. Michaels?”<\/p>\n
“Speaking.”<\/p>\n
“How are you today?”<\/p>\n
“OK so far…”<\/p>\n
“My name is Debbie from Pointless Industries, and I’m calling to offer you a fabulous new offer that we are offering….”<\/p>\n
“Who is this really?”<\/p>\n
“My name is Debbie from—“<\/p>\n
“How did you get this number?”<\/p>\n
“Well.. you are on our list of preferred—“<\/p>\n
<urgent whisper> “Listen to me, and listen good! You tell Hugo and his goons I lived up to my end of the deal! I cut up the bodies like he said, I ditched the car like he said, now I’m out of it, understand? You tell him he bothers me or my family again and I take everything I know to the Man, and don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about!”<\/p>\n
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