A customer at Morris’ Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.<\/p>\n
“Tell me, Morris, what makes you so smart?”<\/p>\n
“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Morris replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear, “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”<\/p>\n
“You sell them here?” the customer asks.<\/p>\n
“Only $4 apiece,” says Morris.<\/p>\n
The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.<\/p>\n
“You didn’t eat enough, ” says Morris.<\/p>\n
The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.<\/p>\n
“Hey, Morris,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2. …You’re ripping me off!”<\/p>\n
“You see?” says Morris. “You’re smarter already.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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