{"id":3841,"date":"2015-02-08T22:06:31","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T20:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3841"},"modified":"2015-02-08T22:06:31","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T20:06:31","slug":"roar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3841","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;ROAR!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy was in a relative&#8217;s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride&#8217;s side and groom&#8217;s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar&#8230; So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.<\/p>\n<p>As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.<\/p>\n<p>The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.<\/p>\n<p>When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, &#8220;I was being the Ring Bear&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy was in a relative&#8217;s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride&#8217;s side and groom&#8217;s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar&#8230; So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[1512],"class_list":["post-3841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-families","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}