The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.<\/p>\n
A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”<\/p>\n
“But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.<\/p>\n
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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