{"id":3823,"date":"2015-02-08T21:53:48","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T19:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3823"},"modified":"2015-02-08T21:53:48","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T19:53:48","slug":"bible-riddles-noah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3823","title":{"rendered":"Bible Riddles &#8211; Noah"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?<br \/>\n&#8220;Now I herd everything&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?<br \/>\nThey kept saying neigh<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>What animal could Noah not trust?<br \/>\nThe cheetah<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?<br \/>\nFlood lights<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?<br \/>\nNoah&#8211;he took Ham with him on the ark<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?<br \/>\n&#8220;No, Noah &#8212; go for wood&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Why couldn&#8217;t they play cards on the ark?<br \/>\nNoah was sitting on the deck<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Who was the first canning factory run by?<br \/>\nNoah-he had a boat full of preserved pairs<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?<br \/>\nNo, he came fourth out of the ark<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Which animal took the most baggage into the arc? What animal tooke the least?<br \/>\nThe elephant took his trunk. But the fox and the rooster took only a brush and comb between them.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Why weren\u2019t there any worms on the arc?<br \/>\nBecause worms come in apples not in pairs.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>What creatures were not on the arc?<br \/>\nFish<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Where did Noah keep the bees?<br \/>\nIn the ark hives.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Who was the best financier in the Bible?<br \/>\nNoah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Where was Noah when the lights went out?<br \/>\nIn d\u2019ark.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Why couldn\u2019t Noah catch many fish?<br \/>\nHe only had two worms.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>When is paper money first mentioned in the Bible?<br \/>\nWhen the dove brought the green back to the ark.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>What did the cat say when the ark landed?<br \/>\nIs that Ararat?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark? &#8220;Now I herd everything&#8221; Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic? They kept saying neigh What animal could Noah not trust? The cheetah What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights Who introduced salted meat to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[233],"class_list":["post-3823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spirit","tag-bible"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}