{"id":3810,"date":"2015-02-08T21:45:06","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T19:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3810"},"modified":"2015-02-08T21:45:06","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T19:45:06","slug":"atheist-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3810","title":{"rendered":"Atheist Holiday?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An atheist complained to a friend, &#8220;Christians have their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter; and Jews celebrate their holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur; Muslims have their holidays. EVERY religion has its holidays. But we atheists,&#8221; he said, &#8220;have no recognized national holidays. It&#8217;s an unfair discrimination.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His friend replied, &#8220;Well, why don&#8217;t you celebrate April first?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An atheist complained to a friend, &#8220;Christians have their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter; and Jews celebrate their holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur; Muslims have their holidays. EVERY religion has its holidays. But we atheists,&#8221; he said, &#8220;have no recognized national holidays. It&#8217;s an unfair discrimination.&#8221; His friend replied, &#8220;Well, why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[794],"class_list":["post-3810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spirit","tag-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}