{"id":3792,"date":"2015-02-07T12:31:21","date_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3792"},"modified":"2015-02-07T12:31:21","modified_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:31:21","slug":"using-the-f-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3792","title":{"rendered":"Using the &#8220;F&#8221; Word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all know that it isn&#8217;t polite to use the &#8220;F&#8221; word! There are only ten times in history the &#8220;F&#8221; word has been acceptable for use:<\/p>\n<p>10. &#8220;What the f__was that? &#8211; Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945<\/p>\n<p>9. &#8220;Look at them f__ing Indians!&#8221; &#8211; Custer, 1876<\/p>\n<p>8. &#8220;Any F___ing idiot could understand that..&#8221; &#8211; Einstein, 1938<\/p>\n<p>7. &#8220;It does so f__ing look like her!&#8221; &#8211; Picasso, 1928<\/p>\n<p>6.&#8221;How the f__did you work that out?&#8221; &#8211; Pythagorus, 126BC<\/p>\n<p>5. &#8220;You want WHAT on the f__ing ceiling?&#8221; &#8211; Michelangelo, 1566<\/p>\n<p>4. &#8220;Where the f__are we?&#8221; &#8211; Amelia Earhart, 1937<\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;Scattered f__ing showers&#8230;.My Ass! &#8216; &#8211; Noah, 4314BC<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;Aw c&#8217;mon. Who the F__&#8217;s going to find out? &#8221; -Bill Clinton, 1999<\/p>\n<p>And number #1&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>drum roll&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;How f__ing mad can they get?? &#8221; \u2013 Saddam Hussein , 2003<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all know that it isn&#8217;t polite to use the &#8220;F&#8221; word! There are only ten times in history the &#8220;F&#8221; word has been acceptable for use: 10. &#8220;What the f__was that? &#8211; Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 9. &#8220;Look at them f__ing Indians!&#8221; &#8211; Custer, 1876 8. &#8220;Any F___ing idiot could understand that..&#8221; &#8211; Einstein, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[613],"class_list":["post-3792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-word-play","tag-f-bomb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}