{"id":3790,"date":"2015-02-07T12:29:54","date_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3790"},"modified":"2015-02-07T12:29:54","modified_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:29:54","slug":"fuck-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3790","title":{"rendered":"Fuck You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the  word &#8220;Fuck&#8221;. It is a magical word; one that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Linguistically, &#8220;Fuck&#8221; falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active adverb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn&#8217;t give a fuck) or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of &#8220;Fuck&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many  situations:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Greetings: &#8220;How the fuck are you?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Fraud: &#8220;I got fucked by the car dealer.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Dismay: &#8220;Oh, fuck it!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Trouble: &#8220;Well, I guess I&#8217;m fucked now!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Aggression: &#8220;Fuck You!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Disgust: &#8220;Fuck me!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Confusion: &#8220;What the fuck&#8230;.?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Difficulty: &#8220;I don&#8217;t understand this fucking business&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Despair: &#8220;Fucked again!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Incompetence: &#8220;He fucks up everything!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Displeasure: &#8220;What the fuck is going on here?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Lost: &#8220;Where the fuck are we?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Disbelief: &#8220;Unfuckingbelievable!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Retaliation: &#8220;Up your fucking ass!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It can be used in an anatomical description &#8212; &#8220;He&#8217;s a fucking asshole!&#8221; It can be used to tell time &#8212; &#8220;It&#8217;s five-fucking thirty!&#8221; It can be used in business &#8212; &#8220;How the hell did I end up with this fucking job?&#8221; It can be maternal, as in &#8220;Mother Fucker&#8221;. It can be political &#8212; &#8220;Fuck Bill Clinton!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And never forget General Custer&#8217;s last words: &#8220;Where did all them fucking Indians come from?&#8221;  Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: &#8220;What the fuck was that?&#8221; And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said, &#8220;Where did all this fucking water come from?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be  offended when you say, &#8220;Fuck&#8221;? Use it frequently in your daily speech! It adds to  your prestige.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8230;Say &#8220;Fuck You!&#8221; to Someone!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word &#8220;Fuck&#8221;. It is a magical word; one that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. 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