{"id":3788,"date":"2015-02-07T12:28:08","date_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3788"},"modified":"2015-02-07T12:28:08","modified_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:28:08","slug":"what-if-you-say-fuck-you-to-the-heads-of-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3788","title":{"rendered":"What if You Say “Fuck You” to the Heads of States"},"content":{"rendered":"

  • USA
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of USA. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • England
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the Prime Minister of England. The Prime Minister says “fuck you” to you too.<\/p>\n

  • France
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of France. Millions of people support you and say “fuck you” to the President. Meanwhile the President of France writes poems because of his sadness.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Japan
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the Emperor of Japan. The Emperor bows and says “I velly solly; I not intelested on your body.”<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Germany
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of Germany. The police come and say “Please don’t fuck the President”.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Sweden
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the Prime Minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime Minister or not. If the answer is yes, you fuck the Prime Minister. If the answer is no, the Prime Minister shakes your hand.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Romania
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of Romania. The President starts dancing with you with gypsy music.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Turkey
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of Turkey. The President takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Greece
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of Greece. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Turkey welcomes him as a political refugee.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • China
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of China. The president literally fucks you.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Italy
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of Italy. You get price quotes from the Mafia for realizing your passion.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Russia
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President of Russia. The president kisses your mouth.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  • Saudi Arabia
    \nYou say “fuck you” to the President … But there is no President, you become foolish. But if you say “fuck you” to the King, the King cuts your tongue out.<\/li><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    USA You say “fuck you” to the President of USA. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have. England You say “fuck you” to the Prime Minister of England. The Prime Minister says […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[468],"class_list":["post-3788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-cursing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}