{"id":3776,"date":"2015-02-07T12:06:01","date_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3776"},"modified":"2015-02-07T12:06:01","modified_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:06:01","slug":"actual-english-subtitles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3776","title":{"rendered":"Actual English Subtitles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.<\/li>\n<li>Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.<\/li>\n<li>Gun wounds again?<\/li>\n<li>Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.<\/li>\n<li>A normal person wouldn&#8217;t steal pituitaries.<\/li>\n<li>Darn, I&#8217;ll burn you into a BBQ chicken.<\/li>\n<li>Take my advice, or I&#8217;ll spank you.<\/li>\n<li>Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?<\/li>\n<li>This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat.<\/li>\n<li>Quiet or I&#8217;ll blow your throat up.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll fire aimlessly if you don&#8217;t come out!<\/li>\n<li>You daring lousy guy.<\/li>\n<li>Beat him out of recognizable shape!<\/li>\n<li>Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.<\/li>\n<li>I have been scared silly too much lately.<\/li>\n<li>I got knife scars more than the number of your leg&#8217;s hair!<\/li>\n<li>Beware!  Your bones are going to be disconnected.<\/li>\n<li>The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?<\/li>\n<li>How can you use my intestines as a gift?<\/li>\n<li>Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some but of the giant lizard person.<\/li>\n<li>You always use violence. I should&#8217;ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong: I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. Gun wounds again? Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. A normal person wouldn&#8217;t steal pituitaries. Darn, I&#8217;ll burn you into a BBQ [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[1376],"class_list":["post-3776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","tag-subtitles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}