{"id":3770,"date":"2015-02-07T12:03:13","date_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3770"},"modified":"2015-02-07T12:03:13","modified_gmt":"2015-02-07T10:03:13","slug":"einstein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3770","title":{"rendered":"Einstein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker&#8217;s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks &#038; manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have and idea, boss,&#8221; his chauffeur said. &#8220;I&#8217;ve heard you give this speech so many times. I&#8217;ll bet I could give it for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Einstein laughed loudly and said, &#8220;Why not? Let&#8217;s do it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur&#8217;s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein&#8217;s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.<\/p>\n<p>Then a supremely pompous professor ask an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody&#8217;s fool.<\/p>\n<p>Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, &#8220;Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker&#8217;s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks &#038; manner) that he was tired of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[572],"class_list":["post-3770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","tag-einstein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}