Would you, could you cross the street
\nOn your two small chicken feet?<\/p>\n
I would not, could not cross the street
\nOn my two small chicken feet.
\nAcross the road I will not scram
\nEven though a fowl I am.<\/p>\n
Would you cross it in Japan
\nTo flee Godzilla and Rodan<\/p>\n
Not in Japan
\nGodzilla and Rodan
\nI would not, could not cross the street
\nOn my two small chicken feet.
\nAcross the road I will not scram
\nEven though a fowl I am.<\/p>\n
Would you cross the road and cluck
\nAnd jump to avoid the speeding truck?<\/p>\n
Not with a cluck
\nto avoid a truck
\nNot in Japan
\nGodzilla and Rodan
\nI would not, could not cross the street
\nOn my two small chicken feet
\nAcross the road I will not scram
\nEven though a fowl I am.<\/p>\n
Would you hop across the road
\nAs though you were a garden toad?<\/p>\n
Not across the road
\nas though a toad
\nNot with a cluck
\nto avoid a truck
\nNot in Japan
\nGodzilla and Rodan
\nI would not could not cross the street
\nOn my two small chicken feet.
\nAcross the road I will not scram
\nEven though a fowl I am.<\/p>\n
Would you cross it in the night
\nLit by passing car headlight?<\/p>\n
Not in the night
\nWith car headlight
\nNot across the road
\nAs though a toad
\nNot with a cluck
\nTo avoid a truck
\nNot in Japan
\nGodzilla and Rodan
\nI would not could not cross the street
\nOn my two small chicken feet.
\nAcross the road I will not scram
\nEven though a fowl I am.<\/p>\n
Please dear chicken give it a try
\nFor across the road you can not fly.<\/p>\n
Alright! Alright! I’ll give it a try
\nFor it is true, chickens can’t fly.
\nHey! It’s not bad, infact it’s neat!
\nI truly love to cross the street.
\nAcross the road I LOVE to scram.
\nI cross the road, a fowl I am.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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