{"id":3759,"date":"2015-02-07T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-07T09:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3759"},"modified":"2015-02-07T11:41:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-07T09:41:00","slug":"more-did-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3759","title":{"rendered":"More Did You Know&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Dunno about you but it hardly seems worth it!<\/li>\n<li>If you fart consistently for 6 years and 8 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that&#8217;s more like it!<\/li>\n<li>A pig&#8217;s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. In my next life I want to be a pig! But how&#8217;d they figure this out, and why?<\/li>\n<li>Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. Don&#8217;t try this at home. But maybe at work..<\/li>\n<li>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn&#8217;t seem fair!<\/li>\n<li>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmmmmmmmmm&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. If you&#8217;re ambidextrous do you split the difference?<\/li>\n<p><li>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.<br \/>\nFrom drinking little bottles of&#8230;? Did taxpayers pay for this research??<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>Polar bears are left handed. Who knew&#8230;.? Who cares? How&#8217;d they find out, ask them?<\/li>\n<li>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What can be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?<\/li>\n<li>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It&#8217;s like a human jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes&#8230;can you imagine?? And why pigs?<\/li>\n<li>A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. Creepy.<\/li>\n<li>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male&#8217;s head off. &#8220;Honey, I&#8217;m home. What the&#8230;.&#8221; *Think of all the problems it would solve, girls: No post-coital snoring, wondering if he&#8217;s going to stay for breakfast, waiting for him to sneak out&#8230; and ya KNOW he hasn&#8217;t been with anyone else \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>Some lions mate over 50 times a day. In my next life I still want to be a pig&#8230; quality over quantity.<\/li>\n<li>Butterflies taste with their feet. Geez, that&#8217;s almost as bad as catfish. Good thing they don&#8217;t have sex for pleasure!<\/li>\n<li>An ostrich&#8217;s eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that.<\/li>\n<li>Starfish don&#8217;t have brains. I know some people like that too.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So what has this page taught us? Well, nothing very important. But after reading all these, all I can say is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Lucky Pigs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Dunno about you but it hardly seems worth it! If you fart consistently for 6 years and 8 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[1461],"class_list":["post-3759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}