{"id":3744,"date":"2015-02-06T14:23:38","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T12:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3744"},"modified":"2015-02-06T14:23:38","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T12:23:38","slug":"a-corollary-bypass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3744","title":{"rendered":"A Corollary Bypass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches, a new understanding can be reached of the secret to wealth and success. Here it goes. <\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">Knowledge is Power<br \/>\nTime is Money and as everyone knows, Power is Work divided by Time.<\/div>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:<\/p>\n<p>K = P<br \/>\nT = M<br \/>\nP = W\/T<\/p>\n<p>Now, do a few simple substitutions: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Put W\/T in for P in the first equation, which yields:\n<p>K = W\/T<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>Put M in for T into a new equation, which yields:\n<p>K = W\/M<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now we&#8217;ve got something. Expanding back into English, we get:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">Knowledge equals Work divided by Money. <\/div>\n<p>What this MEANS is that: <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>The More You Know, the More Work You Do,\n<p>and<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Solving for Money, we get:<br \/>\nM = W\/K<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">Money equals Work divided by Knowledge.<\/div>\n<p>From this last equation we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.<\/p>\n<p>What THIS MEANS is:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">The More you Make, the Less you Know.<\/div>\n<p>Solving for Work, we get:<\/p>\n<p>W = M x K<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">Work equals Money times Knowledge <\/div>\n<p>From this equation we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.<\/p>\n<p>What THIS MEANS is: <\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">The stupid rich do little or no work.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as an exercise for the reader.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches, a new understanding can be reached of the secret to wealth and success. Here it goes. Knowledge is Power Time is Money and as everyone knows, Power is Work divided by Time. So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[668],"class_list":["post-3744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-formula"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}