{"id":3738,"date":"2015-02-06T14:13:08","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T12:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3738"},"modified":"2015-02-06T14:13:08","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T12:13:08","slug":"concerned-pet-owners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3738","title":{"rendered":"Concerned Pet Owners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majority of calls to the toll-free number are straightforward pet care and nutrition questions, some can be quite unconventional. Here are some of the team&#8217;s favorite calls:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering&#8230; how many calories are in a mouse?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be before I can breed him?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Does your dog food help with emancipation?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What should I feed a borderline collie?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What size litter box do I need to keep my cat comfy?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Is it normal for a dog to shed?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband&#8217;s toothbrush?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;My cat passed a stool on the indoor rug and it&#8217;s stuck in the vacuum cleaner. Any suggestions?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How can I get the secret recipe for your Iams Chunks dog food?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Your food turned my dog into a stud. Now what do I do?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Do you know how to toilet train a cat?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I have three cats. Is it true that Eukanuba Cat Food makes the poop smell better?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Will chewing pop cans remove enamel from my puppy&#8217;s teeth?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Where can I get a six-toed cat?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I really like your paw print logo. Does Iams have a tattoo?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The Iams Company Manager of Customer Service says, &#8220;Although these questions make us smile, they&#8217;re legitimate calls from concerned pet owners.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majority of calls to the toll-free number are straightforward pet care and nutrition questions, some can be quite unconventional. Here are some of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[827],"class_list":["post-3738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","tag-iams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}