{"id":3698,"date":"2015-02-06T11:20:43","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T09:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3698"},"modified":"2015-02-06T11:20:43","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T09:20:43","slug":"ethical-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3698","title":{"rendered":"Ethical Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><b>Ethical Question #1<\/b>\n<p>It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the  three leading candidates: <\/P><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Candidate A associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He&#8217;s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.<\/li>\n<li>Candidate B was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.<\/li>\n<li>Candidate C is a decorated war hero.  He&#8217;s a vegetarian, doesn&#8217;t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn&#8217;t had any extramarital affairs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Which of these candidates would be your choice? <\/p>\n<p>Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for  the answers&#8230;. <\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li><b>Ethical Question #2<\/b>\n<p>Religious beliefs aside, if you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; and she was pregnant again, would you recommend that she have an abortion? <\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Think before scrolling down&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\n<br \/>\n\\ <\/p>\n<p>Well, if you said &#8216;yes,&#8217; you just killed Beethoven&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Answers to the Ethical Question #1<\/p>\n<p>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt<br \/>\nCandidate B is Winston Churchill<br \/>\nCandidate C is Adolph Hitler<\/p>\n<p>Did you choose well? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ethical Question #1 It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He&#8217;s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B was kicked out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[366],"class_list":["post-3698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-choices"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}