{"id":369,"date":"2014-12-22T00:19:02","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T22:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=369"},"modified":"2014-12-22T00:19:02","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T22:19:02","slug":"how-not-to-pass-your-drivers-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"How NOT to Pass Your Driver&#8217;s Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his\/her hand.<\/li>\n<li>Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, &#8220;Buckle up!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.<\/li>\n<li>Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him\/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn&#8217;t dirty the seat.<\/li>\n<li>When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him\/her that you thought it was the brake.<\/li>\n<li>When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, &#8220;Oops.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, &#8220;Now which one is the gas again?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.<\/li>\n<li>Fill your car with beer bottles.<\/li>\n<li>The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.<\/li>\n<li>Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.<\/li>\n<li>In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.<\/li>\n<li>Swear at everybody on the road.<\/li>\n<li>When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.<\/li>\n<li>Beep your horn at everything.<\/li>\n<li>Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his\/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, &#8220;Buckle up!&#8221; Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[318,548,549],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","tag-cars","tag-driving","tag-driving-test"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}