Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”<\/p>\n
Driver’s swear ….. are you listenin’,
\nAt the Mall …..folks are bitchin’,
\nA miserable sight ….. they’re sorry tonite,
\nDrivin’ in New Jersey’s TrafficLand!<\/p>\n
Gone away …… are your tires,
\nmeter has …… just expired,
\nThey towed you away, while you shopped today,
\nParkin’ in New Jersey’s TrafficLand!<\/p>\n
On the Parkway we will have a breakdown,
\nWe’ll be stuck and threathened on the side,
\nIf we’re lucky, muggers might come mug us,
\nAnd if we plead they may give us a ride!<\/p>\n
Santa’s sleigh ….. was impounded,
\nAll the Elves …… were surrounded,
\nHe’s now in a cell …. for ringin’ his bell,
\nLiving in New Jersey’s TrafficLand!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland” Driver’s swear ….. are you listenin’, At the Mall …..folks are bitchin’, A miserable sight ….. they’re sorry tonite, Drivin’ in New Jersey’s TrafficLand! Gone away …… are your tires, meter has …… just expired, They towed you away, while you shopped today, Parkin’ in New Jersey’s TrafficLand! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[1065,1282,1337,1454],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","tag-new-jersey","tag-santa","tag-song","tag-traffic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}