{"id":3659,"date":"2015-02-05T17:29:41","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T15:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3659"},"modified":"2015-02-05T17:29:41","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T15:29:41","slug":"alarming-trend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3659","title":{"rendered":"Alarming Trend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Number of physicians in the US: 700,000<br \/>\nAccidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000<br \/>\nAccidental deaths per physicians&#8230;..0.171<br \/>\nSource:  US Dept. of Health and Human Services<\/p>\n<p>Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000<br \/>\nNumber of accidental gun deaths per year ( all age groups): 1,500<br \/>\nAccidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188<\/p>\n<p>Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.<\/p>\n<p>FACT : Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor.<\/p>\n<p>Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.<\/p>\n<p>Remember: Guns don&#8217;t kill people, doctors do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number of physicians in the US: 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000 Accidental deaths per physicians&#8230;..0.171 Source: US Dept. of Health and Human Services Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000 Number of accidental gun deaths per year ( all age groups): 1,500 Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188 Statistically, doctors [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[526],"class_list":["post-3659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medical","tag-doctor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}