{"id":3637,"date":"2015-01-25T20:30:28","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3637"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:30:28","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:30:28","slug":"signs-yoube-been-in-london-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3637","title":{"rendered":"Signs You&#8217;be Been in London Too Long"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You say &#8216;mate&#8217; constantly.<\/li>\n<li>You think it is perfectly normal to pay over \u00a33 for a pint.<\/li>\n<li>Anyone not from London is a &#8216;wanker&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li>Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a &#8216;Northern Wanker&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li>You have no idea where the North is.<\/li>\n<li>You see All Saints in the Met Bar (again) and find it hard to get excited about it.<\/li>\n<li>The countryside makes you nervous.<\/li>\n<li>Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are a stalker.<\/li>\n<li>American tourists no longer annoy you.<\/li>\n<li>You talk in postcodes. &#8220;God, it was really warm round SW1 the other day&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t remember the last time you got up to 30 mph in your car in the city.<\/li>\n<li>You didn&#8217;t realise that &#8216;Paddington Green&#8217; is REAL.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You say &#8216;mate&#8217; constantly. You think it is perfectly normal to pay over \u00a33 for a pint. Anyone not from London is a &#8216;wanker&#8217;. Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a &#8216;Northern Wanker&#8217;. You have no idea where the North is. You see All Saints in the Met Bar (again) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[589,932],"class_list":["post-3637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-england","tag-london"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}