{"id":3635,"date":"2015-01-25T20:29:42","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3635"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:29:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:29:42","slug":"youre-from-buffalo-new-york-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3635","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re from Buffalo, New York If&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You refer to downtown Buffalo as &#8220;The City&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Vacation&#8221; means going to Allegheny for the week.<\/li>\n<li>You measure distance in hours.<\/li>\n<li>You know several people who have hit deer more than once.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve used your back porch or the trunk of your car as a fridge\/deep freeze. (Ahhh, winter&#8230;)<\/li>\n<li>You often switch from &#8220;heat&#8221; to &#8220;A\/C&#8221; in the same day.<\/li>\n<li>You use a down comforter in the summer.<\/li>\n<li>You drive at 65 mph through a raging blizzard, without flinching.<\/li>\n<li>People say they live in Buffalo when their mailing address is West Seneca.<\/li>\n<li>You install security lights on your house and garage, and leave both unlocked.<\/li>\n<li>There is a mini mall every 1\/4 mile; if not, you&#8217;re in Niagara County.<\/li>\n<li>You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.<\/li>\n<li>There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Wegman&#8217;s at any given time.<\/li>\n<li>You design your grandkid&#8217;s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.<\/li>\n<li>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.<\/li>\n<li>You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.<\/li>\n<li>You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, construction.<\/li>\n<li>It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you&#8217;re in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.<\/li>\n<li>You know to avoid tractor trailers 190 with Canadian Plates.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s POP DAMMIT! And people who call it Soda make you want to slap them.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t consider what Domino&#8217;s or Pizza Hut sell as real Pizza.<\/li>\n<li>You know that &#8216;First Night&#8217; isn&#8217;t a Sean Connery movie.<\/li>\n<li>There is no such thing as waiting for the left turn arrow at an intersection.<\/li>\n<li>Your career ambition is to work for NY State.<\/li>\n<li>Even with the slightest threat of snow, you know that only the Buffalo City schools are closed.<\/li>\n<li>There is nothing International about Buffalo&#8217;s Airport.<\/li>\n<li>You can spell and say &#8216;Cheektowaga&#8217; and &#8216;Lackawanna.&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Upstate NY.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You refer to downtown Buffalo as &#8220;The City&#8221; &#8220;Vacation&#8221; means going to Allegheny for the week. You measure distance in hours. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. You&#8217;ve used your back porch or the trunk of your car as a fridge\/deep freeze. (Ahhh, winter&#8230;) You often switch from &#8220;heat&#8221; to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[287,1071],"class_list":["post-3635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-buffalo","tag-new-york-state"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}