{"id":3627,"date":"2015-01-25T20:26:27","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3627"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:26:27","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:26:27","slug":"top-reasons-for-being-a-canadian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3627","title":{"rendered":"Top Reasons for Being a Canadian"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Can bask in a sense of national security without having to worry about such messy details as providing for your own defense.<\/li>\n<li>Can mispronounce the &#8220;ou&#8221; sound and get away with it.<\/li>\n<li>Have wonderful (free) medical care at your disposal, just a short drive to the hospital (or right at home, if you&#8217;re not in a hurry).<\/li>\n<li>Can misspell &#8220;color&#8221; (and &#8220;humor&#8221;) and get away with it.<\/li>\n<li>Winter.  Whenever you want it.  And then some.<\/li>\n<li>Almost as much confusion about official language as the Americans.<\/li>\n<li>REAL unspoiled wilderness (without restrooms &#038; vending machines).<\/li>\n<li>Spontaneous arrogance.<\/li>\n<li>Maggie Trudeau, eh?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can bask in a sense of national security without having to worry about such messy details as providing for your own defense. Can mispronounce the &#8220;ou&#8221; sound and get away with it. Have wonderful (free) medical care at your disposal, just a short drive to the hospital (or right at home, if you&#8217;re not in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[304],"class_list":["post-3627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-canada"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}