{"id":3625,"date":"2015-01-25T20:25:41","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3625"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:25:41","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:25:41","slug":"youre-probably-a-ched-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3625","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Probably a Ched If&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You had a polka band instead of a string quartet at your wedding reception.<\/li>\n<li>You own a cheese-head or necktie. And have worn it in public. At Lambeau Field or Milwaukee County Stadium.<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8220;Ja hey dere once, eh?&#8221; more than once a day.<\/li>\n<li>You get offended by &#8220;Sven and Olie&#8221; jokes.<\/li>\n<li>You could polka before you could walk.<\/li>\n<li>You went to Sheboygan for your honeymoon.<\/li>\n<li>You have flipped off a F.I.B. more than twice in the last week.<\/li>\n<li>Your favorite food is hotdish.<\/li>\n<li>You flew your flag at half mast for a week after the great Oscar Meyer fire of &#8217;91.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Second Week in Deer Camp&#8221; brings a tear to your eye.<\/li>\n<li>You do it doggie-style in winter so you and your partner can both keep watching the hockey game.<\/li>\n<li>You know more than 17 different ways to cook brats.<\/li>\n<li>Your mother gave you Leinie&#8217;s rather than milk in your baby bottle.<\/li>\n<li>You have a gnome or a bathroom appliance in your front yard.<\/li>\n<li>You get withdrawal symptoms after three days without green jello.<\/li>\n<li>You have ever tipped a cow. When sober.<\/li>\n<li>You have ever eaten an entire Hillshire Farms Christmas gift pack in one sitting.<\/li>\n<li>You drink from a bubbler.<\/li>\n<li>You have ever bowled more than 10 consecutive games.<\/li>\n<li>You have memorized every line from &#8220;Strange Brew.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>You appeared at Lambeau field wearing only a g-string and green paint.<\/li>\n<li>You are related to the National Sheepshead Champion.<\/li>\n<li>Your family pet is named &#8220;Bossie&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>You have ever had a date with Ms. Dairyland 20xx.<\/li>\n<li>You had your wedding reception at a bowling alley.<\/li>\n<li>You own the CD of &#8220;25 Great Accordian Hits&#8221;. And can play along with it.<\/li>\n<li>Laverne and Shirley are your all-time heros.\n<li>You have ever been mistaken for a Yooper.<\/li>\n<li>You seldom can remember the week after Oktoberfest.<\/li>\n<li>You considered suicide after Paul Molitor got traded.<\/li>\n<li>You have ever worn a bowling shirt with your name embroidered on it to church.<\/li>\n<li>You have ever spent more than 72 consecutive hours in an ice-fishing hut.<\/li>\n<li>You have ordered pizza with sauerkraut on it (more than once.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You had a polka band instead of a string quartet at your wedding reception. You own a cheese-head or necktie. And have worn it in public. At Lambeau Field or Milwaukee County Stadium. You say &#8220;Ja hey dere once, eh?&#8221; more than once a day. You get offended by &#8220;Sven and Olie&#8221; jokes. You could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[1531],"class_list":["post-3625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-wisconsin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}