{"id":3619,"date":"2015-01-25T20:17:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:17:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3619"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:17:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:17:05","slug":"cultural-differences-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3619","title":{"rendered":"Cultural Differences Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.<br \/>\nCanadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.<br \/>\nAmericans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.<br \/>\nBrits: Can&#8217;t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.<br \/>\nBrits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.<br \/>\nAmericans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.<br \/>\nCanadians: Believe that that&#8217;s the government&#8217;s job.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.<br \/>\nAmericans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.<br \/>\nCanadians: Can&#8217;t agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.<br \/>\nBrits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.<br \/>\nCanadians: Don&#8217;t, but only because they can&#8217;t get more American channels.<br \/>\nBrits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.<br \/>\nAussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.<br \/>\nBrits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.<br \/>\nCanadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.<br \/>\nAussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it &#8220;English&#8221;.<br \/>\nBrits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it &#8220;English&#8221;.<br \/>\nCanadians: Spell like Brits, pronounce like Americans.<br \/>\nAussies: Add &#8220;G&#8217;day&#8221;, &#8220;mate&#8221; and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.<br \/>\nAussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.<br \/>\nAmericans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, and  liquor in a backwards country.<br \/>\nCanadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, and liquor in a backwards country.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.<br \/>\nCanadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.<br \/>\nBrits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.<br \/>\nAussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.<br \/>\nCanadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.<br \/>\nBrits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.<br \/>\nAussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can&#8217;t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. 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