{"id":3611,"date":"2015-01-25T20:12:33","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3611"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:12:33","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:12:33","slug":"signs-youve-been-in-dublin-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3611","title":{"rendered":"Signs You&#8217;ve Been in Dublin Too Long"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You say &#8220;I&#8217;m Grand&#8221; all the time.<\/li>\n<li>You drink Guinness as if it is a sixth food group.<\/li>\n<li>You disagreed with 2. &#8211; Guinness is the FIRST food group.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re pale and white&#8230; yet compared to others your suntan looks good.<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8220;Are you Grand ?&#8221; all the time.<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it grand&#8221; all the time.<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8220;That&#8217;d be grand&#8221; all the time.<\/li>\n<li>You can pronounce names like Eoghan, Niamh and Siobhan.<\/li>\n<li>You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of it.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or potatoes<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8220;Your man&#8221; all the time.<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8220;Your woman&#8221; all the time.<\/li>\n<li>You say &#8220;It&#8217;s grand that your man asked if I&#8217;m grand&#8221; all the time.<\/li>\n<li>You find yourself still living with family and having dinners cooked for you by someone&#8217;s mammy &#8211; at thirty.<\/li>\n<li>You talk about &#8216;dinners&#8217; and &#8216;mammys&#8217;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You say &#8220;I&#8217;m Grand&#8221; all the time. You drink Guinness as if it is a sixth food group. You disagreed with 2. &#8211; Guinness is the FIRST food group. You&#8217;re pale and white&#8230; yet compared to others your suntan looks good. You say &#8220;Are you Grand ?&#8221; all the time. You say &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it grand&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[555,856],"class_list":["post-3611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-dublin","tag-ireland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}