{"id":3595,"date":"2015-01-25T20:05:31","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3595"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:05:31","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T18:05:31","slug":"you-know-youre-from-idaho-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3595","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#8217;re from Idaho When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The wind is faster than your truck.<\/li>\n<li>Every other vehicle is a 4&#215;4.<\/li>\n<li>When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat.<\/li>\n<li>In March your vehicle is 43% mud.<\/li>\n<li>You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it&#8217;s still there.<\/li>\n<li>You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool.<\/li>\n<li>You hear the words &#8220;stream&#8221; or &#8220;brook&#8221; pronounced &#8220;crick.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>The elevation exceeds the population.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you.<\/li>\n<li>You can see the stars at night.<\/li>\n<li>People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall.<\/li>\n<li>Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse.<\/li>\n<li>You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day.<\/li>\n<li>The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.<\/li>\n<li>Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals.<\/li>\n<li>A girls&#8217; basketball game fills the gym.<\/li>\n<li>You slept through the night unawakened by a siren.<\/li>\n<li>A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.<\/li>\n<li>You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough.<\/li>\n<li>Yellow light means &#8220;follow the car in front of you no matter what.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list.<\/li>\n<li>You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck.<\/li>\n<li>You talk about a combine and people don&#8217;t wonder what you are putting together.<\/li>\n<li>In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor.<\/li>\n<li>When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk.<\/li>\n<li>Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle&#8217;s &#8220;jocky box.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>You can choose plastic bags or paper sacks for your groceries.<\/li>\n<li>You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road.<\/li>\n<li>You know why people pay money to watch &#8220;pig wrestling.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Idaho friends.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wind is faster than your truck. Every other vehicle is a 4&#215;4. When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat. In March your vehicle is 43% mud. You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it&#8217;s still there. You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[830],"class_list":["post-3595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-idaho"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}