{"id":3581,"date":"2015-01-25T19:25:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=3581"},"modified":"2015-01-25T19:25:44","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T17:25:44","slug":"you-know-youre-born-and-raised-in-small-town-idaho-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=3581","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#8217;re Born and Raised in Small-Town Idaho When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids.<\/li>\n<li>You are related to more than half the town.<\/li>\n<li>You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.<\/li>\n<li>Your car breaks down outside of town and news of it gets back to town before you do.<\/li>\n<li>Without thinking, you wave to all oncoming traffic.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.<\/li>\n<li>The local gas station sells live bait.<\/li>\n<li>You go to the State Fair for your family vacation.<\/li>\n<li>You get up at 5:30 am and go down to the coffee shop.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re on a first name basis with the county sheriff.<\/li>\n<li>When little smokies are something you serve on special occasions.<\/li>\n<li>You have the number of the Co-op on speed dial.<\/li>\n<li>All your radio-preset buttons are country.<\/li>\n<li>You try to find the cheapest room rates when going out of town.<\/li>\n<li>Using the elevator involves a grain truck.<\/li>\n<li>Your mayor is also your garbage hauler, barber, and insurance salesman.<\/li>\n<li>You know you should listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.<\/li>\n<li>You call the wrong number and talk to the person for an hour anyway.<\/li>\n<li>Your excuse for getting out of school is that the cows got out.<\/li>\n<li>You know cow pies aren&#8217;t made of beef.<\/li>\n<li>You wake up when it&#8217;s dark and go to bed when it&#8217;s still light.<\/li>\n<li>You listen to &#8220;Paul Harvey&#8221; every day at noon.<\/li>\n<li>You can tell it&#8217;s a farmer working late in his field and not a UFO.<\/li>\n<li>Your nearest neighbor is in the next area code.<\/li>\n<li>You know the difference between field corn and sweet corn when they are still on the stalk.<\/li>\n<li>You know the code names for everyone on the CB.<\/li>\n<li>You can eat an ear of corn with no utensils in under 20 seconds.<\/li>\n<li>You wear your boots to church.<\/li>\n<li>It takes 30 seconds to reach your destination and it&#8217;s clear across town.<\/li>\n<li>You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of feedlot apart.<\/li>\n<li>The meaning of true love is that you&#8217;ll ride in the tractor with him.<\/li>\n<li>You go to Wal-Mart for your Saturday shopping.<\/li>\n<li>Your main drag in town is two blocks long.<\/li>\n<li>You defend the beauty of being able to see the next town which is 20 miles away.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids. 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